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Quotes Links This is an easy way to bypass the AIM character limit without using stupid sub-profiles. If you want to know how to do it or to have me make one for your profile, just IM me and I'll explain it. "Have a good time, all the time." -Viv Savage (From "This is Spinal Tap") "Dangerous, beautiful, ordinary." -Cowboy Bebop "Where is my mind? Way out in the water. See it swimming." -The Pixies (From "Were is My Mind") "What? That's crazy! It'll never work! But then we tried it, and it worked." -Dr.David Joyner "I may have invented control-alt-delete, but it was our friend Bill here who made it famous." -David Bradley "...and I am not doin' alright!" -Osker (From "Alright") "I've learned something today. I've learned that if you're looking for something, don't find it. Cause when you do, it has rabies." -Jason (From "Home Movies") "Was that too much? I never know." -Reel Big Fish (From "Hungry Like the Wolf") "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dis-..." -Last words of General John Sedgwick "I don't know what your thinking we should do. I don't know if the words you say are true. But let me tell you this for sure, the things we're doing just aren't pure and no one needs to know but me and you." -Ozma (From "No One Needs to Know") "Everything looks good in tweed." -Me "I wish my name was Wilfred Theodore Fuxor. 'Cause then my initials would be WTF, and people would call me Mr.Fuxor." -Me "If you don't beleive in karma, you're going to hell." -Me (at a science club meeting) "Did you see Chicago? It was terrible! The music sucked, the script sucked, and it had no plot. Fine, it had a plot. But it sucked!" -Me (No, that's Chicago) "You'd better not double bag it, or you'll end up going fishing." -Mr.Young (If you don't get it, ask me and I'll explain it) "Give a man a fish, and that man knows where to go for fish. Teach a man to fish and you've just destroyed your market base." -Jackie Kashian "I rock too hard for .32 millimeters of steel." -Greg Klaiber (of Xtreme Badasses) "This is a song about not let's starting." -John Linnell of TMBG (in reference to the song "Don't Lets Start") "Turn that shit off, man! What's wrong with you? Man, get the other record! Damn!" -Beck (From "High 5") "The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." -Bertrand Russell "I think sometimes you love someone so much, you have to be numb to it because if you actually felt how much you loved them, it would kill you." -From Riding in Cars with Boys (Stupid chick movie, good quote) "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it." -Mark Twain "I never let my schooling interfere with my education." -Mark Twain "Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain (That guy is the man) "Anything that makes you pay more attention than you want to, is an irritant." -John Flansburgh (of They Might Be Giants) "This next song sort of dwells on a universal theme; its about falling in love, falling out of love, then finding that person and killing them." -John Flansburgh "Speak softly, drive a sherman tank." -They Might Be Giants (from "Rhythm Section Want Ad") "The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." -Rev.Pat Robertson (Man, what a jackass. I mean... seriously. What a jerk.) "That's a nice picture of a butterfly Mr.Cooper, but I don't see what it has to do with calculus." -David Bober "The melody that runs throughout A.M.180 has been apologized for countless times." -Jason Lytle (of "Grandaddy") "A trimester? Isn't that just three mesters?" -Josh Hattem "Mozeltov cocktails." -Erik "Canada" Wiffin "I set my computer's language settings to Icelandic and my internet stopped working." -Erik "Canada" Wiffin "You are happiest when you are in a bubble, except when you are floating over fire." -Aaron Brandt "How can you tell if fish are sad?" -Aaron Brandt "Stupid freshman whores. You ask them what age they are and they don't even know because they're so doped up and they're stupid anyway." -Will Runge "What could be worse than a system by which someone can create ringing in your house whever they want, and to stop the ringing you have to talk to them?" -Will Runge "Except double edged swords were the most useful ones for trained combat. So maybe it's more like a sword that has a handle made of thorn bushes. Or like every time you swing it a lion materializes and bites your leg." -Hildon Smith "Will you say I can make it when I do?" -Reps (From "Bout the City") "Dude... what was THAT." |